I NEED TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
Where is the food? WHERE IS THE FOOD? BRING ME ALL OF THE CAKES
I wanted to have sex this weekend...
WHY WAS I BORN A WOMAN WITH OVARIES THAT HATE ME
I LOOK DISGUSTING I AM SO FAT
I can't move
OUCH FUCKING OUCH
Should I risk wearing white jeans? Oh I'll be fine...I think
I'm SO horny
Wow I'm in such a great mood I- OH GREAT I DROPPED A SPOON I HATE THE WORLD
This movie is so sad
Ooh, do I smell cookies?
Nope, okay, I guess I'll have to make some then
IF I CAN ACTUALLY STAND WITH THIS EXCRUCIATING PAIN
THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS!!!
Oh great I need more tampons
Why do I pay VAT on tampons? I didn't choose the period life YOU THINK THIS IS A LUXURY?
Surely it's not that bad? You're being over dramatic, try getting kicked in the nuts!
Ugh, I know why it's called MENstruation
Wow. Finally. It's over. I did it. WOMEN ARE THE GREATER SPECIES.
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